Sam and Cat babysit Butler, a champion speed-texter, and discover that Sam is also a fast texter. She and Butler enter a texting competition and the two make the finals. Before the finals begin, Butler's mom glues Sam's hand to Cat's foot to ensure Butler can win more easily. Sam ends up texting with one hand, and Butler drops his phone on purpose to get back at his mother. Butler is content with his consolation prize, a bike. Cat, on the other hand, is shocked at the size of the speed boat that she and Sam won. Neither of them care to meet the Vice President of the United States, another prize for winning the competition.
Guest stars: Jack DeSena as Host of Texting Competition; Susan Huckle as Debbie Torso (Mrs. Torso); Jake Brennan as Butler Torso